most people i've met in my 8397 days of living outside my mother's womb (exactly!) fall into one of two categories: those who have seen my green card photo and those who have not yet seen it. some see it and come up with a funny title, for example, "osama bin sean." some are immediately unnerved and say something like, "damn man, you look kinda like an axe murderer." i prefer the latter.
regardless, shannon zeigler (pictured, no discernible relation to nick zigler) is a huge fan of my green card photo. she has seen it more times than i care to count, but it still maintains its shock value. if anything, with time, the picture has become more engrossing and uproarious to her. this picture here is from last night, when a sober shannon asked if i had my green card on me. i did not, but as per the advice of various superiors, i did happen to possess a color photo copy of the image. i removed the folded document from my wallet and presented it to shannon, after which she laughed so hard that it brought several tears to her eyes. this amazed me enough to take a photo of her laughing at the photo that accompanies my green card. i don't think my father has ever seen this image.
sorry dad.
Should I remind you Sean how much I lectured you,before driving you to get that picture?
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